A priest and a rabbi arrived at the Pearly Gates. St Peter said: "Can I help you, gentlemen?" "I hope so," said the priest. "Father Feherty and Rabbi Michaels – we've just died and we would like to be welcomed into Heaven." St Peter studied his clipboard for their names. "I'm afraid not," he said. "You're not on my entry list." "But we must be," they chorused. "We're pillars of our respective faiths." St Peter scratched his head. "I'll tell you what I'll do: I'll send you down to Hell for the ti…