#harmony

When the cleaning lady say's "Have a good night", I try to time it so we say it in unison. Then I say our "You too" response in harmony.

A banjo asked a fiddle to marry him. ""Don't frett,"" he said. ""Just duet and we'll live in harmony until the end of the verse."" Six months later, the fiddle started to tip the scales. Her belly was noticeably bowed, and before you could say concerto, out popped a minor. Daddy banjo went to the Hyundai dealer and traded in his old Accent for a brand new Sonata. Unfortunately, after just a month, mama fiddle lost her key at the bar and had a break down when she couldn't find it. Apparently it r…

A Mexican, a Black Man, and a Redneck... They're walking down the road when they stumble across a genie lamp. They agree to split the wishes equally. They rub the lamp, and the genie comes out. ""I am prepared to give 3 wishes, and 3 wishes only..."" The genie says. ""So who's going first?"" The black man shouts, ""ME! I AM! ME!"" The genie says; ""Okay, what would you like?"" The black man says; ""I want me and all my people back in Africa, the cradle of civilisation, where we can live in peace…

Monks teach peace and harmony, but they sure do seem to like resistance.. Ohmmmmmm.

John, Bob and Mike are on a boat far out at sea when it is sunken by a violent storm... Early the next morning they wash up on an island. As soon as they pick themselves up they are immediately surrounded and held at spear-point by the island's natives. The leader of the natives approaches the three and says ""If you can complete one task for us we will let you in leave in harmony with us for the rest of your lives."" The three agree and ask what is required of them. The leader says ""Go into th…

A man wants to be an Eskimo... He meets with the chief and asks him what it would take to become an Eskimo. The chief, wary of letting a white man into his clan, devises a series of impossible challenges. He says, ""If you truly want to become part of our Eskimo family, you must do three things: 1) You must drink one gallon of 151 rum, and if you can handle it and maintain all of your faculties, we will know your body and spirit are in harmony. 2) You must climb up the tall mountain and kill the…

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, ""Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So... what'll it be?"" The woman did not hesitate. She said, ""I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."" The genie looked at the ma…

There was once this monastery in a small, remote town. One day, they find a baby in a basket left on their doorstep. A monk takes the baby in, and calls him Sam. The other monks raise Sam as one of their own. These monks would regularly perform in choirs at the monastery, and at church services and events. They had many young boys in the choir with them, but they quickly found that Sam had a great gift. Something about his singing was powerful, otherworldly and divine. Many shed a tear at the …

What do you call an emo a cappella group? Self Harmony

What do you call an emo a cappella group? (NSFW) Self harmony

Where does a cowboy go to find love? On Yee-Harmony.

What do you call an emo accapella group? Self harmony.

what do you call an emo acapella group? Self Harmony

What do you call an emo a capella group? Self Harmony