#harley

Harley and Vaseline (I know...old as dirt but...)

A guy wants to buy a new Harley... A guy wants to buy a new Harley to impress his new girlfriend

Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn decide to go rob a bank. "Now, remember the plan," Ivy tells Harley. "Yeah, yeah, no problem!" She says, and walks into the bank. Ivy waits in the getaway car. Time passes. Five minutes...ten...Ivy starts getting worried...fifteen... Suddenly Harley comes rushing out of the bank, dragging a safe behind her all tied up in rope. Behing her, the guard comes running out with his pants down. Ivy groans. "Harley, you idiot! I said to tie up the guard and blow the safe!

What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?,"Shroom shroom. shroom

What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover? The position of the dirtbag.

What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like? Shroom, shroom. shroom

Two little girls – Chelsea and Harley – were in the lunchroom of a Beverly Hills elementary school. "Guess what?" said Chelsea. "My mommy's getting married again, so I'm going to have a new daddy." "Who's she marrying?" asked Harley. "Brad Henderson," said Chelsea. "He's a famous Holly-wood actor." "Oh, you'll like him," said Harley. "He was my daddy last year."

A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they come upon an old brass lamp. They pick it up and dust it off. Poof -- out pops a genie. "Thank you for releasing me from my lamp- prison. I can grant you 3 wishes. Since there are 3 of you I will grant one wish to each of you." The hardware engineer thinks a moment and says, "I'd like to be sailing a yacht across the Pacific, racing before the wind, with an …