#harlem

I would pay so much money to watch the Harlem Globetrotters change a baby.

Wife: What's the Harlem shake? Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King?

And this song would come on and all the white people would start having a group seizure. Me explaining the Harlem shake to my grand kids.

If you watch the Harlem Shake backwards, it's a video about a guy who parties longer than everyone else.

Jokes on you hot chick at the bar who gave me a radio station's phone number I just won Harlem Globetrotter tickets and a Bud Light poncho.

How do Mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Ceasars *drops mic, Harlem shakes off stage*

What's the most confusing holiday in Harlem? Father's Day

Why does Harlem have so many trees? Public transportation.

How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem? See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

What is the most confusing holiday in Harlem? Father's Day.

An apartment building in Harlem burns down to the ground A black family of eight lived on the first floor. There were no survivors. A Mexican family of ten lived on the second floor. Nobody survived the blaze. A Muslim family of twelve lived on the third floor. Everybody perished there as well. A white family of four lived on the fourth floor. Nobody was injured. A news crew covering the story interviews the fire marshal. They ask him how could that be. ""Simple"" the fire marshal says. ""Everyb…

Why are there so many trees in Harlem? Public Transportation

Jeff Gordon announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew. This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of President Obama's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how the unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars' worth of expensive high tech e…

i bet today is the most confusing day in harlem!

11 Things that you should never say to anyone, no matter what. With all the ""10 things you shouldn't say to a pregnant woman"", ""42 things you should never say to your single friends"", ""13 things you should never say to a martial artist"" posts blowing up news feeds lately I thought I get at something we can ALL relate to. I know you've heard these.. and I know that you're sick of them ALL 1. ""Wow, that color looks great on you!"" Seriously?? my physical appearance is so horribly disturbing…

Confusing Holiday!!!! ""What is the most confusing holiday in Harlem? Father's day""-unknown

So the Harlem Globetrotters are driving over the Golden Gate Bridge... ...the bus pulls over so two players can take a piss. As they are pissing over the side, one says to the other ""Man, that water's cold"" and the other replies, ""...and deep too.""

The only person I want to see do a Harlem Shake video is Michael J. Fox.

What is the definition of confusion? Father's day in Harlem

My medication says to store it in a cool, dark place. So I keep it in a jazz club in Harlem.

Friends don't let friends make Harlem Shake' videos...

First, there was planking, then owling and milking, now there's Harlem Shaking. If the next trend could be thinking, that would be great.

How did they improve the transportation in Harlem? Moved the trees closer together.

Happy Father's Day or, mass confusion, if you live in Harlem.

How do you make the best Harlem Shake video? You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.