A clown walks into a bar (This is just something I came up with about two years ago. ) A clown walks into a bar, sits down and tells the bartender ""I got a joke for you."". ""Alright"", said the bartender. ""So there's this Jewish guy-"" In mid sentence the bartender stops him and said ""I already heard that one"". ""Alright then"", goes the clown as he gets up and walks out. A moment later he walks back in, a little sadder, but he sits down. ""What it'll be?"", goes the bartender. ""I got a jo…