A clown walks into a bar (This is just something I came up with about two years ago. ) A clown walks into a bar, sits down and tells the bartender ""I got a joke for you."". ""Alright"", said the bartender. ""So there's this Jewish guy-"" In mid sentence the bartender stops him and said ""I already heard that one"". ""Alright then"", goes the clown as he gets up and walks out. A moment later he walks back in, a little sadder, but he sits down. ""What it'll be?"", goes the bartender. ""I got a joke for you"". Curious, the bartender said ""Alright, lets have at it."" So the clown goes ""There's this kid-"" ""I already heard it"", interrupts the bartender. So the clown throws his hands up and walks out. A moment later the clown walks back in, this time excited. As he sits down, he pounds his fists on the bar and goes ""Boy, do I got a joke for you"" ""Alright, what is it this time?"", goes the bartender. ""I just ran over this lady and with her last dying breath she said...tell the bartender it isn't his.""