#gloria

After living in terror for 27 years, Gloria Estefan's threat is realized; I open my car door, and am brutally attacked by the rhythm.

Just bumped into Gloria Gaynor's ghost! At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

How many syllables does the word "Gloria" have? CATHOLICS: 18

Nursing home Arthur is in a nursing home after the death of his wife and he feels depressed. Betty notices this and asks if there is anything she can do. He says 'well my wife used to sit with me in the evenings and just hold it for me. I miss that touch.' Betty is a game and a kind woman so she takes to doing this for him. Every night they sit in the garden watching the sunset with her just holding his manhood. Then one day she goes to meet him in the garden but finds Gloria, a new resident, in…

I hate Gloria. She takes credit for all my achievements. After winning the 100m sprint, I said to my mate George ""I finally won a medal!"" To which he replied ""it was...uh...Gloria's victory!"" :( Who even is she?

Gloria Gaynor's ghost I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.

Reducing the bill When Bob and Gloria were checking out of their hotel, Bob protested the amount of the bill. But the manager said that was the correct rate for the room and the free breakfast. "But we didn't eat the breakfast." "Well, it was there for your use," the manager said. "Well then, I'm going to have to charge you for making love to my wife" "I did no such thing," the manager protested, but to smooth things out, he agreed to reduce the bill. So, now Bob was celebrating his little vic…

Don't you think it's unfair that some people get to be celebrities, but their siblings remain in the background? I mean, everyone has heard of Hilary Swank, but not her sister, Gloria.