Nursing home Arthur is in a nursing home after the death of his wife and he feels depressed. Betty notices this and asks if there is anything she can do. He says 'well my wife used to sit with me in the evenings and just hold it for me. I miss that touch.' Betty is a game and a kind woman so she takes to doing this for him. Every night they sit in the garden watching the sunset with her just holding his manhood. Then one day she goes to meet him in the garden but finds Gloria, a new resident, in her place. Arthur seems happy so she backs away but feels very sad. And so it continues for the next week. Every night Gloria is in her place. The next day she takes Arthur to one side at breakfast and confronts him, 'how could you cast me aside so callously Arthur ? What has Gloria got that I haven't ?' Arthur replies 'Parkinsons'