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I finally got my first interview since moving to the US. Almost able to say something more romantic to the GF than "you're out of batteries"

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The GF goes away for 10 days, *shits going to get wild * sleeps in middle of bed

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Tried it in /funny, didnt work there so now Im trying it here :) Best joke I know First off, sorry for the shitty english, not a native... A guy have just been invited to his girlfriend for dinner and sleepover for the first time. Since theyve never done ""it"" he got really excited and thought that this would be the day he lost his virginity. So the day before the dinner he goes into an shop to buy some condoms. He picks one up and and since hes feeling slightly embarrased in front of the shopk…

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