Tried it in /funny, didnt work there so now Im trying it here :) Best joke I know First off, sorry for the shitty english, not a native... A guy have just been invited to his girlfriend for dinner and sleepover for the first time. Since theyve never done ""it"" he got really excited and thought that this would be the day he lost his virginity. So the day before the dinner he goes into an shop to buy some condoms. He picks one up and and since hes feeling slightly embarrased in front of the shopkeeper he have the urge to explain. ""Well my GF invited me to an dinner tommorow and I think this will be the night when we do ""it"" for the first time"". The shopkeeper just accept it with a nod. Then the guy takes up an second condom. ""Well its her sister. Shes like an older hotter version of my GF and if Im lucky I might sneak up into her bed aswell..."" Then he picks up a third condom. ""Its my GFs mom, Ive seen pictures of her. Shes really hot for her age. If Im really really lucky tommorow I might score an hatrick"" The shopkeeper rolls his eyes a bit and then let him buy the condoms. The next day the whole family and the BF are sitting down around the table. The family is a little religious so before the dinner the say grace. When the family is done they notice the guy just keep on praying and praying. It goes on for a long time. After a while the GF feels nudge him in the ribs.. ""I didnt know you were this religious"" ""No and I didnt know youre father was an shopkeeper...""