#first-surgeon

Four Surgeons ( a joke from the 40s) Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said, ""I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order"". The second surgeon said, ""I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is in numerical order"". The third surgeon said, ""I like operating on electricians. When you open them up everything is color coded. The fourth surgeon said, ""I like operating…

Four surgeons sit around discussing their favorite patients. The first surgeon says, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order". The second surgeon says, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order". The third surgeon says, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded. The fourth surgeon says, "I like operating on politicians." The other three surgeons look …

Three surgeons are discussing who makes... ...the best patients to operate on: The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon chimes in with, "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end and when the job takes longer …

Three surgeons are sitting in a bar... discussing which people are their favorite to operate on. The first surgeon looks at the other two, and tells them that his favorite patients are librarians. The other two then ask him why. "Well," he begins, "I like librarians, because their insides are always filed away in alphabetical order." The other two slowly nod in agreement. "My favorite kind of patients are electricians," the second blurts out. "Why?" the others ask in tandem. "All of t…

5 surgeons discussing who makes the best patients to operate on The first surgeon, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best! Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...Th…

A dying man A man is driving to meet a friend at her house, a pretty girl whom he has a crush on. He plans to ask her on a date. He's having second thoughts and is beyond nervous. Suddenly, an 18-wheeler slams into the side of his car, totalling it and nearly killing him. Around the operating table, surgeons debate how they're going to save him. One suggests that his critical condition is a result of his organs being rearranged in the accident. "We have to put them back," he says. So the head…

Three surgeons were discussing their patients. The first surgeon says, 'I like operating on electricians, you open them up and everything is colour coded and tagged and easy to trace' The second surgeon says 'I enjoy opening librarians. Everything is catalogued and in order, so really easy to find things' The third surgeon says 'I enjoy working on mechanics. They're always so understanding if you have any bits left over!'

Surgeon Talk Five surgeons were talking about the best patients... ​ The first surgeon says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on the inside is numbered." ​ The second surgeon says, "Nah - librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." ​ The third surgeon responds, "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is colour coded!" ​ ​ The fourth surgeon intercedes," I prefer law…

Four Surgeons Four surgeons sit around discussing their favorite patients. The first surgeon says, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order". The second surgeon says, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order". The third surgeon says, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded." The fourth surgeon says, "I like operating on politicians." The other thre…

5 surgeons discussing who makes the best patients to operate on The first surgeon

A physician, an engineer and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession." The engineer replied, "But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine."…