Four Surgeons ( a joke from the 40s) Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on. The first surgeon said, ""I like operating on librarians. When you open them up everything is in alphabetical order"". The second surgeon said, ""I like operating on accountants. When you open them up everything is in numerical order"". The third surgeon said, ""I like operating on electricians. When you open them up everything is color coded. The fourth surgeon said, ""I like operating…

Four surgeons sit around discussing their favorite patients. The first surgeon says, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order". The second surgeon says, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order". The third surgeon says, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded. The fourth surgeon says, "I like operating on politicians." The other three surgeons look …

Surgeon Talk Five surgeons were talking about the best patients... ​ The first surgeon says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on the inside is numbered." ​ The second surgeon says, "Nah - librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." ​ The third surgeon responds, "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is colour coded!" ​ ​ The fourth surgeon intercedes," I prefer law…

Four Surgeons Four surgeons sit around discussing their favorite patients. The first surgeon says, "I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order". The second surgeon says, "I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is in numerical order". The third surgeon says, "I like operating on electricians. When you open them up, everything is color coded." The fourth surgeon says, "I like operating on politicians." The other thre…