Surgeon Talk Five surgeons were talking about the best patients... ​ The first surgeon says, "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything on the inside is numbered." ​ The second surgeon says, "Nah - librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." ​ The third surgeon responds, "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is colour coded!" ​ ​ The fourth surgeon intercedes," I prefer lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and butts are interchangeable." ​ The fifth surgeon, quietly listening to the conversation, says, "I like engineers. They always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end."