#first-customer

Hate being a funeral director "why'd u take the job?" I inherited it from my dad "You could've just declined it" And lose my first customer?

A man walks into a bar... A new bar opens in town, a man walks in and asks the bartender for a Jack and Coke. Bartender reaches under the bar and grabs an apple and hands it to the guy, puzzled the guy says "" I ordered a Jack and Coke, not an apple."". Bartender says,""just take a bite."". The man exclaims ""this tastes just like coke, but what about the Jack."". Bartender tells him to turn it around and take another bite, he does and finds it taste just like Jack Daniels. Another man comes in …

It was Patrick Whack's first day in his new role as a loan assessor at the bank... ...and his boss, being not an arsehole, tells him that it's okay to ask him questions if he runs into trouble. His first customer of the day, an Italian with a strong accent, is after a personal loan, but doesn't have that much in the way of assets or a decent credit rating so Patrick is iffy on granting the loan straightaway, but asks the customer if he has any collateral. ""Oh-a, just a few knick-knacks, I'm afr…

Apple Salesman A man has just moved from Japan to America and doesn't speak a word of English. He accepts a job as an apple salesman only because his boss is Japanese - American and speaks both English and Japanese. It's his first day on the job and he has his first customer, the customer asks ""How much are these apples?"" Not knowing what to say, he goes to his boss and asks what to say. His boss tells him to say ""Fifty cents! Fifty cents!"" So he returns to the customer and responds ""Fifty …

A guy gets a job at a fruit stand His first ever customer walks up to him and asks ""how much is a pound of apples?"" ""I don't know."" says the guy ""let me call my manager."" He calls the manager and the manager says ""Your supposed to say '25 cents,sir'."" When the guy gets off the phone he sees that the first customer has already left, but another customer is there. The second customer asks ""how much for a pound of apples?"" and the cashier replies ""25 cents, sir."" ""Are they fresh?"" he …

Kathy's New Job After a long stint in prison, Kathy managed to secure herself a job at a candy shop She arrived on the first day wearing a proper yet practical dress. However, her first day was set to be retrieving candy at the front register The first customer came, looked at the candy, and asked for liquorice. This was on the top shelf, so Kathy had to climb up and down the ladder to get it The second customer came, checked the candy shelf, and asked for peppermint. These were also on the …