Steve Jobs dies and goes to Purgatory (Heard this way before he died) Eventually St. Peter comes to him and lets him know that he's done a lot of good things for the world and caused a lot of trouble, so they're not sure where to put him. He lets him get a tour of heaven and hell and let him decide where he wants to be. So Steve goes on a tour of heaven and it's nice. Not great, but nice. Clouds, cherubs, harps and all that. Then he goes down to hell and everything is beautiful Warm beaches, bea…