#evans

Please help little Billy Evans. My name is Billy Evans. I am a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for me, because I can't. She is crying. The reason she is so sad is because I'm so sick. I was born without a body. It doesn't hurt, except when I try to breathe. The doctors gave me an artificial body. It is a burlap bag filled with leaves. The doctors said that was the best they could do on account of us having no money or insurance. I would like to have a body transplant, but we need …

Miss DeAngelo was a none-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didn't find fame or glory but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case. When it was her turn on the stand the lawyer came forward. ""Miss DeAngelo the wife of the defendant has identified you as the 'other woman' in her husband's life. Now do you admit that you went to the Pricerite Motel with t…

LAWS FOR ENGINEERS Engineering is a science that runs on the laws of physics. We have all studied these laws in our formal education. There are other laws that are equally powerful, however. These are found through experience in the classroom of applied technology. Here is a summary of the laws of physics for your entertainment. The authors are unknown (or perhaps wish to remain unknown). We thank them for their insight into real-world broadcasting. **GRUNDMAN'S LAW** -- Under the most careful…

What happens to Captain America when he dies? He goes to the Evans

When a trick went wrong, an amateur magician accidentally turned his wife into a couch and his two children into armchairs. He tried everything he knew to reverse the trick but when all attempts failed, he took them to hospital. He paced up and down in casualty for hours until finally a junior doctor came out to see him. "My wife is a couch and my two children are armchairs," said the magician. "I need to know how they're doing." The doctor glanced at his notes and said: "They're comfortable." I…