#estonia

[knock at door] Cop: open up, it's the police Me [doing an Estonian accent]: I'm not here Cop: are you in Estonia? Me: I am. I'm in Estonia

An Estonian joke. Little Johnny, wanting to know more about life, asks his father: ""Daddy, what's between mommy's legs?"" ""Paradise."" his father answers. Little Johnny's curiosity is only growing, so he asks again: ""But then what's between your legs?"" ""The key to paradise."" his father answers. Little Johnny retorts back: ""Then you'd better change the locks, our neighbor has the same key!"" *(Sidenote: In Estonia, Little Johnny's name is Juku.)*

A russian, a german and an estonian are sitting on a plane. Suddenly the pilot announces that the plane is going to fall down unless everybody throws something off the plane. The russian throws his vodka saying ""we have enough of that in russia"", the german throws his beer saying ""we have enough of that in germany"". The estonian throws the russian saying ""we have enough of that in estonia.