#drivers

In Driver's Ed we drove past a sign that said ""Wildlife Crossing"" My instructor said, ""That must be for them colored students.""

THINGS I LEARNED LIVIN' IN LOUISIANA Enjoy! 1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. 2) There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in Louisiana . 3) There are 10,000 types of spiders, and all 10,000 of them live in Louisiana . 4) If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha. 5) Onced"" and ""Twiced"" are words.. 6) It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy. 7) ""Jawl-P?"" means, ""Did y'all go to the bathroom?"" People actually grow and eat okra.…

So my sister took her Driver's Ed test today... She thinks she failed. Part of the reason was because of this fill-in-the-blank question: *If the ______ is dead, the car won't start.* She put "driver" as her answer.