#downtown-chicago

Pope Francis gets a new car. He's in Chicago for an appearance. His regular car is obviously not there and due to some mixup all they have is a huge SUV. When Francis sees this beast he thinks for a second. ""Hey, I've been kind of curious about these things. Do you mind if I drive?"" What are you supposed to say when the Pope asks that? ""Sure thing,"" says the driver. He hops in back and Francis gets behind the wheel. Francis is a little unused to all that engine power so they're lurching arou…

Breaking news A landslide recently struck downtown Chicago, causing $3 million worth of improvements.

Story I heard when I was younger Green Golf Ball Joke - There was a little boy playing out in the back yard. His parents came out to him and asked for him to come in so they could talk about something every important. They are sitting at the kitchen table when the parents began to explain to him that sometimes two people who loved each other very much at one time can fall out of that love and they must get a divorce. They asked him if he understood and he said he did. He went to bed and the n…