#dallas-texas

I had no idea I was in Michael Jackson country A salesman was in Dallas, Texas for the first time. He wandered into a bar & proceeded to down a pretty fair number of straight Jack Daniels in a couple of hours, becoming quite sloshed. Suddenly, he noticed Michael Jackson on a news program on the bar's TV. ""There's the biggest horse's ass who ever walked on earth,"" he exclaimed. With that, the cowboy sitting next to him stood, punched him in the jaw, & sat back down on the bar stool. ""W…

A clown late for the circus. There's a big circus show going on in Dallas, Texas one evening. One of the clowns, however, is running late to the show. He quickly puts on his clown uniform, and jumps into his car. He floors the gas, traveling down the highway at breakneck speed hoping to get to the show in time. Unfortunately for the clown, a cop was waiting on a stretch of road. The clown flies by the cop, who promptly sounds the sirens. The cop eventually catches up and pulls the clown over. Th…

The Texan Massacre A Texan went up to the airline check-in counter and said, ""Howdy, ma'am. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foot 3-inches tall. Ah'm white from the top of mah head to the tip of mah toes, and I hate the Irish."" She didn't know what else to do, so she took his ticket and showed him onto the plane. He sat down in his seat, and turned to the fellow next to him, ""Howdy, suh. My name's Brown, spelled B-R-O-W-N. Ah'm from Dallas, Texas. Ah'm 6-foo…