#clifford

Wife: why are you smiling? [realizing if Blue from Blue's Clues and Clifford had puppies they'd be purple] Me: I was thinking about you.

I can't take this show seriously until they address the size of Clifford the Big Red Dog's poops.

Shout out to Clifford the Big Red Dog. He coulda eaten those kids a long time ago

*outside my house* - Don't let them know you have Clifford - Hey you must really like red your whole first floor is red, and barks? - Damn

[on a date] me: what's your favorite book series about a big red dog? her: uhh Clifford, i guess me: wow we have a lot in common

more like Clifford the Big Red Reason we are Homeless

The ""war"" on drugs. The phone rings at FBI headquarters. ""Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"" ""Thank you very much for the call, sir."" The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at the neighbors and leave. The phone rings at the neighbors house. Hey, Clifford, did the FBI come?"" ""Yep.…

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The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!” “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swear at the neighbors and leave. The phone rings at the neighbors house. Hey, Clifford, did the FBI come?” “Yep.” “Did they chop your …

The FBI never fails... The phone rings at the FBI headquarters: \- “Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!” \- “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” The next day, FBI agents descend on the neighbor’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood but find no marijuana. They swear at the neighbors and leave. The phone rings at the neighbor's house. \- "Hey, Clifford, did th…