#cb-radio

Give your tweets a CB radio feel by adding the word, over at the end. Over.

[marriage counselling] Her: he always thinks he's talking to me on CB radio Me: I don't, over Her: It's over Me: It's what? Over

My Wife Is Missing Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not comehome! Sheriff: Height? Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sheriff: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sheriff: Color of eyes? Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed. Sheriff: Color of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember. Sheriff: What was she wearing? Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or sho…

Poor guy Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant at Police Station: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of eyes? Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed. Sergeant: Color of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember. Sergeant: What was she wearing? Husband: Could have be…

Husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of eyes? Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed. Sergeant: Color of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can't remember. Ser…

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use? Squawky-talkies!

A young bloke has started work on a property and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work but come evening he's half an hour late. The boss gets on the CB radio to check if he's all right. ""I've got a problem Boss. I'm stuck 'ere. I've hit a pig!"" ""Ah well these things happen sometimes"" the boss says. ""Just drag the carcass off the road so nobody else hits it in the dark."" ""But he's not dead boss. He's gotten tangled up on the bull bar and I've tried to untangle h…

A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing. A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Sergeant: Color of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times…

A husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing. Husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing. Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home... Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of eyes? Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed. Sergeant: Color of …

A husband went to the sheriff’s department to report that his wife was missing Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home. Sergeant: What is her height? Husband: Gee, I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall. Sergeant: Weight? Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant: Color of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Sergeant: Color of hair? Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown. Sergeant: What was she wearing? Husband: Coul…

Missing Wife - Husband went to the sheriff's department to report that his wife was missing. - Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home... - Sergeant: What is her height? - Husband: Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall. - Sergeant: Weight? - Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat. - Sergeant: Color of eyes? - Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed. - Sergeant: Color of hair? - Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dar…

Reddit jokes are like a CB radio.. *copy that*