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Health insurance A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his

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Hospital Bill A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms & a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. ""Do you

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A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked, ""Do you have health insurance?"" He replied in a raspy voice, ""No health insurance."" The nun asked, ""Do you have money in the bank?"" He replied, ""No money in the bank."" The nun asked, ""Do you have a relative who could

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Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital) and taken quickly in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and as the groggy man regained consciousness he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy who was waiting by his bed. ""Mr. Smith you're going to be just fine"" said the nun gently patting his hand. ""We do need to know however how you intend to pay for your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?"" ""No I'm not"" the man whispered hoarsely. ""Then can you pay in cash?"" per

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Hospital Bill A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms & a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. "Do you h

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Heart Attack A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when she saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. `Do

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A man collapses on the street and wakes up to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun holding a clipboard came into his room and said she was from the billing department and asked how he was going to pay the bill. The man said, "I don't have health insurance." The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He shook his head and replied, "I don't." The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said, "Just a sister, who's a spinster nu

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