A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked, ""Do you have health insurance?"" He replied in a raspy voice, ""No health insurance."" The nun asked, ""Do you have money in the bank?"" He replied, ""No money in the bank."" The nun asked, ""Do you have a relative who could …