A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked, ""Do you have health insurance?"" He replied in a raspy voice, ""No health insurance."" The nun asked, ""Do you have money in the bank?"" He replied, ""No money in the bank."" The nun asked, ""Do you have a relative who could help you?"" He said, ""I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."" The nun became agitated and announced loudly, ""Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."" The patient replied, ""Then send the bill to my brother-in-law.""