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Health insurance A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital he was taken to. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his …

Health Insurance A new medical intern was touring the hospital he would be working at, being shown around by the chief of medicine. Walking and talking down the hall they stop at one of the rooms and open the door. They see a man getting a hand job from a female nurse. ""What's going on in there?"" asked the intern. ""Nothing to worry about, just routine treatment,"" replied the chief of medicine. They walk a bit more and come to a second room and the chief opens the door. This time, a male pati…

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