Bruce Springsteen... after a long successful life finally dies and goes to Heaven. St Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and says, ""Bruce! We're so glad you're finally here! God's a big fan, you know."" Bruce, of course, is flabbergasted. ""Really?"" ""You bet! In fact, he's arranged to have the whole E Street Band reunited up here for you."" ""The old band? That's great! I've missed those guys so much."" ""Not only that,"" St Peter goes on, ""there's a bunch of other guys who can't wait to ja…