Little Johnny wanted to know what magic was So he asked his mother ""mommy, what's magic?"" ""Dear, I'm far too busy, ask your brother"" she replied. So Johnny went and asked his older brother Dave. ""Hey Dave, what's magic?"" ""None of your business, ask someone else!"" Dave snapped. So little Johnny was left to ask his odd Uncle Randy. ""Uncle Randy, what is magic? Mommy and Dave won't tell me?"" ""Oh boy,"" Uncle Randy started. ""Magic is easier shown than explained. Drop your pants and undie…