#billy-mays

I hope you're all getting your Walter Cronkite jokes in order. He's next. Here's mine. Ed McMahon, David Carradine, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson, Billy Mays, and Walter Cronkite walk into a bar. And die. Your turn.

What did Billy Mays do on 12/31/1998 Partied like it's 19.99!

They say celebrities die in threes... Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in the fourth for free.

TIL Billy Mays served in the US military It wasn't for long though it was only 1999.

Why people hate Billy Mays jokes because they're corny.

Billy Mays so good He once sold pain to Chuck Norris.

I was thinking about Billy Mays the other day... I decided he's in heaven partying like it's nineteen ninety-nine ^(plus shipping and handling.)

If Billy Mays were a farmer... And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the "Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."

I bet Billy Mays is up in heaven and if he is

Billy Mays is in heaven now... Billy Mays is up in Heaven partying like it's $19.99.

What do you call Billy Mays when he says something stupid? An OxyMoron!

What does it say on Billy Mays' s tomb stone? BILLY MAYS HERE!