#bbq

The best part about stabbing Queen Latifah is watching all the BBQ pulled pork shoot out of her like silly string.

'I like the smell of your meat' may not have been the best greeting to the hot waiter at the BBQ joint I picked for lunch.

Jokes of the day!! 1. A man goes to a pet shop and buys a talking parrot. He takes the parrot home and tries to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead, the parrot just swears at him. After a few hours of trying to teach the bird, the man finally says, ""If you don't stop swearing, I'm going to put you in the freezer as punishment."" The parrot continues, so finally the man puts the bird in the freezer. About an hour later, the parrot asks the man to please open the door. As the ma…

Bedroom BBQ A husband exclaims to his wife one day, ""Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!"" Later that night in bed, the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. ""What's wrong?"" he asks. She answers, ""Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?""

It's the only type of cooking a ""real"" man will do. When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the following chain of events are put into motion: 1) The woman goes to the store. 2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert. 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand. 4) The man places the meat on the grill. 5) The woman goes inside to set the table and che…

Why wasn't Hitler invited to the BBQ? Because he always burns the franks.

Are you going to the BBQ? The one where I out my meat on your grill!

Why wasn't Hitler invited to the BBQ? He always burns the franks.

What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck? His homemade Bris-kit.