Why wasn't Hitler invited to the BBQ? Because he always burns the franks.

What do you call a website that steals all of Reddit's Hitler jokes? Nein Gag.

Hitler captures 5 Jews In a concentration camp Hitler catches 5 Jews and asks the first one : ~ How many meters high can you jump? ~ 1 meter, he answered as he was trembling. Hitler gives him one loaf of bread and asks the same question to the second Jew. ~ 2 meters...replies the second Jew. Hitler gives two loaves of bread and asks the same question to the third Jew. ~ 3 meters! responds quickly the third Jew. Hitler draws his gun and blows his minds in air. Now the Jews concerned ask …

Why didn't Hitler drive a stick shift? Because he hated Stalin