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Dude on Amtrak I sized up as being a lawyer just used "litigation" during a phone call. Feeling powerful right now.

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It's impossible to embarrass me because once the door opens on you while you're pooping on an amtrak train, you become untouchable

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I tried suing Amtrak for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.

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What does Amtrak have in common with Tom Cruise? They both like to go off the rails Edit: On a side note, I hope all of the passengers, and crew are ok, and recover quickly

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[NSFW] On a midnight train to Georgia... A man and a woman, total strangers, find themselves sharing the same double bunk-bed passenger cabin on the 10:15 PM Amtrack express to Atlanta due to a mix-up at the ticket office. It's the middle of winter. There's frost on the window, and the shitty Amtrak maintenance means the heat is out. In the dim light of the passenger car, the two strangers can see each other's foggy breath as they try not to make eye contact in an obviously uncomfortable sit…

#Georgia#Atlanta#Amtrak#Marriage+3 more
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How many Im not saying she's a slut But jokes are there? Im not saying she a slut but: She's been boarded more times than Amtrak

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