#adolph-hitler

Why did Adolph Hitler become embarrassed in a Jewish synagogue? He had bad gas.

Saul, the Jewish Lottery Winner So Saul, a 90-year-old Jew, wins the $300 million lottery. He's at the news conference to accept the check, and the reporters ask him if there's anyone he'd like to thank. "Yes," he says solemnly. "I'd like to thank my brother Eli for lending me the $5 to buy the ticket, and my brother David for driving me to the Circle-K to buy the ticket. "Lastly, I'd like to thank Adolph Hitler." The silence was sudden and complete; you could hear a pin drop. Finally a re…

An old Jew An old Jew who survived the German concentration camps is living in America. Every Monday he goes to his local convenience store and buys a lotto ticket. One day he hits a winner and wins big. The first thing he buys is a life size statue of Adolph Hitler to put in his living room. His family and friends are shocked. They can't understand his decision and think that he's losing his marbles. Finally his grandson asks him ""Grandpa

Why is the son of Josip Tito and Adolph Hitler no fun at parties? Because he's a Tito-Hitler. Get it... Teetotaler.. When you say it out loud.. It sounds like... teetotaler... don't hate me