How do you know Adam was a white man? You ever try to take a rib from a brotha?#Adam#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
So God is nearly done creating Adam and Eve And he looks to the bottom of the bag of attributes and sees there are only two left#Adam0🔗 SharePermalink →
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. Surprise! Surprise! It was an Apple.#Adam#Technology0🔗 SharePermalink →
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.#Adam#Technology0🔗 SharePermalink →
A Catholic Priest told this joke at a Wedding. Adam woke up in the Garden of Eden. After a while of wandering around he became sad. God came to him and asked ""Adam#Adam#Garden Of Eden#Marriage#Religion0🔗 SharePermalink →
The oldest computer... The oldest computer can be traced to Adam and Eve.#Adam#Technology0🔗 SharePermalink →
A little girl asks her father where people came from. He explained about Adam and Eve and they were our original ancestors and they had babies and that's where we came from.#Adam#Kids#Parents0🔗 SharePermalink →
""I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday"" Adam was talking to his friend at a bar. He said#Adam#Marriage#Bar0🔗 SharePermalink →
God said to Adam ""I'm going to make you a woman"" God: ""She's going to clean for you#Adam0🔗 SharePermalink →
There was a computer dating back to Adam and Eve.. It was an apple#Adam#Dating#Technology0🔗 SharePermalink →
How do we know Adam & Eve weren't black? You ever tried taking a rib from a black man?#And#Adam#Eve#Q&A0🔗 SharePermalink →
If Adam and Eve were chinese they would have stayed in paradise Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple.#Adam#Animals0🔗 SharePermalink →
The first computer can be traced back as far as Adam and Eve It was an Apple with extremely limited memory: just one bite.#Adam#Technology0🔗 SharePermalink →
It's never worth getting into an argument about creationist Adam & Eve versus evolution You're just comparing apples and origins#And#Adam#Eve0🔗 SharePermalink →
One night Eve shook Adam awake and asked him ""Adam are you cheating on me?""#Adam0🔗 SharePermalink →
God's rules for Adam When God finished creating the world he approached Adam to give him the rules for the newly minted world. ""If you can follow 2 simple rules#Adam0🔗 SharePermalink →
God went to the Garden of Eden to visit Adam and Eve... ... and found Adam sitting under a tree#Adam#Garden Of Eden0🔗 SharePermalink →
How Adam blew it.. Adam and God was having a man-chat and at one point God ask Adam if he would be interested in hooking up with a creation called.. a Woman!..#Adam0🔗 SharePermalink →
The Story of how God gave Adam a woman (Eve) Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So#Adam#Garden Of Eden0🔗 SharePermalink →