Dude on Amtrak I sized up as being a lawyer just used "litigation" during a phone call. Feeling powerful right now.

I judge parties by how close to dead my cell phone battery is when I leave.

I judge every book by its cover: "Too smart for me" is what I say and then look at Twitter on my phone.

[murder trial] LAWYER: So you unplugged your wife's life support for five minutes? COMPUTER TECH: Sometimes that works.