I judge every book by its cover: "Too smart for me" is what I say and then look at Twitter on my phone.#Twitter#Technology#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 Share
Dude on Amtrak I sized up as being a lawyer just used "litigation" during a phone call. Feeling powerful right now.#Amtrak#Technology#Lawyer#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
It's not a real twitter addiction until you look up from your phone and you've missed your exit by 37 states.#Twitter#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Thanks to twitter the approval of family and friends has taken a backseat to the approval of strangers on the Internet.#Twitter#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Whenever I'm on twitter I always turn my phone upside down to try and collect spare change from your pockets.#Twitter#Technology#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →