Dude on Amtrak I sized up as being a lawyer just used "litigation" during a phone call. Feeling powerful right now.

It's not a real twitter addiction until you look up from your phone and you've missed your exit by 37 states.

Thanks to twitter the approval of family and friends has taken a backseat to the approval of strangers on the Internet.

Whenever I'm on twitter I always turn my phone upside down to try and collect spare change from your pockets.