If it looks like a douchebag, and smells like a douchebag, then I must be walking by an Abercrombie & Fitch store.

Shut up & eat. There are people starving in Abercrombie & Fitch.

If "Precious" is based on the novel by Sapphire, "Twilight" is based on the catalog by Abercrombie & Fitch

I make out with guys that wear Abercrombie & Fitch cologne because it rubs off on me & I love how it smells, but shopping there is SOOO gay.