If "Precious" is based on the novel by Sapphire, "Twilight" is based on the catalog by Abercrombie & Fitch#Abercrombie And Fitch#One-Liner0🔗 Share
If it looks like a douchebag, and smells like a douchebag, then I must be walking by an Abercrombie & Fitch store.#Abercrombie And Fitch#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Shut up & eat. There are people starving in Abercrombie & Fitch.#Abercrombie And Fitch#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail.#One-Liner0🔗 SharePermalink →
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 SharePermalink →