[creating man] GOD: They need air to live ANGEL: Done G: And food A: Ok G: Use the same hole for air and food so they die sometimes A: wtf?

An Italian man, a Jewish man, and a gay man go to Heaven An Italian man, a Jewish man, and a gay man all die and go to Heaven. When they approach the Pearly Gates they beg St. Peter to give them a second chance. St. Peter agrees under one condition. They must never give in to their favorite things ever again. The three men agree and are sent back down to Earth. While walking down the street enjoying their new found lives they come across a pizzeria. Italian: Oh my God! I never thought I would ta…

Stop me if you've heard this one before. Jim was suspicious that his wife had been cheating on him. He took off from work early to see if he could catch her in the act. Driving up to his apartment Jim caught a glimpse through an open window of a strange man walking around in his dining room. Now convinced his wife has been unfaithful, Jim stormed into the building and raced up the stairs. Fumbling with his keys at first, Jim burst through the door to find his wife standing in the hallway covered…

Two politicians die and arrive at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says ""You get to choose which place you want to go to. I'll show you each place today and you can sleep on it and decide tomorrow."" So he takes them to heaven and everybody's sitting on gold jeweled thrones playing harps and singing God's praises. They both say ""Oh, this looks good."" But St. Peter insists on bringing them to the other place. The Devil answers the door and brings them to a big banquet hall with every kind of food a…