An Italian man, a Jewish man, and a gay man go to Heaven An Italian man, a Jewish man, and a gay man all die and go to Heaven. When they approach the Pearly Gates they beg St. Peter to give them a second chance. St. Peter agrees under one condition. They must never give in to their favorite things ever again. The three men agree and are sent back down to Earth. While walking down the street enjoying their new found lives they come across a pizzeria. Italian: Oh my God! I never thought I would taste a good slice of pizza again! Before the other two can stop him he rushes into the store and grabs a slice. As he bites down on it POOF! he disappears. The two remaining men continue walking down the street when he spots a $20 bill laying on the sidewalk. Before the gay man can stop him he rushes over and bends over to pick it up and POOF! they both disappear!