Blonde Breakfast Dilemma A man watches as his blonde girlfriend comes downstairs to make breakfast. At first she attempts to lift the stove, struggles, and sighs. Next she tries lifting the microwave, again to no avail. Finally she lifts the toaster and smiles, makes toast and eats her breakfast. This goes on for a couple of days before her boyfriend finally asks what in the world is going on. The blonde replies, ""My new medication doesn't allow me to operate heavy machinery and the toaster is the only thing I can lift.""
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