Three men die, and go to the pearly gates... St. Peter walks up to the firsts, and he says: ""You have lived a good life, but you have cheated on your wife many times. Confess here before your friends, and you will be allowed into heaven."" The man says: ""I slept with a different woman every week of my ten-year marriage. I beg for forgiveness."" St. Peter forgives him, and gives him a bicycle. He tells him that he must travel for a thousand miles as penance, and think about his sin. The second man says:""I was married for five years, and I slept with a different woman as a lover each year. I beg for forgiveness."" St. Peter forgives him, and gives him a motorcycle. He tells him that he must travel for a thousand miles as penance, and think about his sin. The third man says: ""I was married for a month, and stayed faithful throughout. Then my wife died, so I committed suicide so I may be with her."" St. Peter tells him: ""I know. Follow me."" He then leads him to a helicopter, and tells him to enjoy the ride. The man soon enough passes the other two men, who see him land a short distance away. They eventually catch up to him, and see he is crying. The first two men ask him: ""Why are you crying? You have no sins to atone for!"" The third says: ""I just saw my wife... She was skateboarding.""