Bunga Three friends travelling through the Amazon jungles become lost, when all of a sudden they are snared up in a huge net. Suddenly, 100 angry looking tribesmen appear and drag the 3 men back to the village. When they arrived at the village, the chief comes out and says in broken English ""You trespass on our sacred land. You have two options, death or Bunga""! The first man thinks about his family back home and chooses Bunga. Ten of the largest tribesmen come over, pick the man up, bend him over and each has their way with him. The next man, also thinking of his family, chooses Bunga despite how horrible that looked. Again, 10 giant tribesmen come over and have their way with the man. The third man is brought up to the chief, and he looks over at his two friends who are passed out from what just happened. He thinks about how he has no family and nothing worth enduring what his friends suffered, so he chooses death. The chief, perplexed, says, ""Hmm, nobody ever choose death before"". After thinking a minute the chief proclaims, ""Death by Bunga""!
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