3 men die and go to heaven. (different joke) They arrive at the gates of heaven. St. Peter says, ""To determine whether you get to enter heaven or hell, you must state how you died. The first man steps forward and says,""Well, I was on my balcony of my 32nd story apartment. I was leaning on the railing, and it snapped off. I fell down, and lucky grabbed hold of the railing of the apartment below me. Then, some crazy guy came out of the apartment and pushed me off, and I fell to the concrete below. I was barely alive, but still holding on. However, the maniac threw his refrigerator down at me, and it crushed me. ""Wow, what a story. Well, go on then."" says St. Peter. The man walks into the gates. Then the second man steps up. ""Okay, so my buddy from work told me that he heard that my wife was cheating on me. So instead of heading to my night shift, I snuck into my 31st story apartment. After a while, I heard some movement on my balcony. On the balcony, the man who I assumed was cheating with my wife was hanging off the railing.So, I pushed him off to the concrete below. Surprisingly, he was alive! The rage got to me, so i took my fridge, and dumped it over the rail, and crushed him. Unfortunately, the stress was to much, and I had a heart attack and died."" ""How sad,"" St. Peter said. "" Ok, in."" So the 2nd man walks into the gates. ""Well, what's your story?"" asked St. Peter. ""Okay, Imagine this. You're hiding in a refrigerator.""