Poor Cat So where i live we have a neighborhood cat. His name is Jimmy. One Sunday morning my dad was mowing the lawn and was in a pretty angry mood due to my mom's crazy chore list. So as he was cutting the lawn near the bushes he hears a loud MEEEOOOOWW. I myself was shooting hoops in my driveway when i heard Jimmy yelp. I ran over to find my dad holding the tailless cat. I ran inside to grab a towel and off we go to the closet vet's. But it being Sunday morning they were closed. Off we go speeding 15 miles over the limit we drive 12 miles to another veterinarian but again closed. 4 miles in the opposite direction of home was a petco. We bring him there but the manager said that his surgeon had gone home with the flu. For some strange reason the manager told us to head over to Walmart. As we are driving i ask my dad why there? He didnt answer i think he was just worried about Jimmy and that he was willing to try anything. we run inside the store my dad holding the cat and me holding the tail. Inside every customer is giving us strange looks. Blood is dropping every where and my dad is getting frustrated because the we cannot find the man in charge. Finally he comes out from the back and says ""Sorry sir you cannot bring your cat in here blood is dropping everywhere and people are getting worried."" My dad answers without hesitation looks the manager in the eye and says ""My cat is hurt and i brought him here because i was told that Walmart was the World's largest retailer. One of my favorites sorry for being so long Ps: no cats were harmed in the making of this joke.