A Blind Man Goes For A Holiday A blind man goes for a holiday in Texas. He took a taxi from the airport to his hotel. He could sense that the taxi was very big and spacious. He said to the driver, ""Wow, you have a big taxi!"" The driver replied, ""Yes, everything is big in Texas."" When he reached the hotel, he could feel that the main lobby was huge. He told the manager, ""Your hotel must be really big."" The manager said,"" I know, everything's big in Texas."" Later in the day, he was walking around the hotel compound and somebody accidentally pushed him into the swimming pool. The blind man shouted,"" Don't flush! Don't flush!""