A great joke for a date (Also, my first post) So a man, Bill takes a young lady, Kelly, on a date. He decides to take her to the carnival. Upon asking what she wants to do, Kelly says, ""I want to get weighed."" A bit confused, the man takes her to the weighing station, where the man gets her weight right on the third guess. Having lost, Bill asks Kelly, ""What do you want to do next?"" to which Kelly replies, ""I want to get weighed."" Bill is confused, and eventually fakes a headache and takes Kelly home. When Kelly walks in, her roommate, Laura, is sitting in the living room. ""Hey, how was your date?"" she asks, to which Kelly replies, ""Oh Wauwa, it was wousy.""