Michaelangelo, Albert Einstein, and George W. Bush die and end up at heaven's gate... Michaelangelo walks up to the gate and St. Peter tells him. ""Listen, we have had some recent intruders faking who they were. Is there any way you can prove that you are the real Michaelangelo?"" Michaelangelo requests a board and he then proceeds to draw the most beautiful painting ever seen by St Peter. St Peter tells him, ""Congratulations! Welcome to heaven."" Next comes Albert Einstein and St Peter proceeds to tell him the same thing. Albert Einstein asks for a board and starts explaining everything about his Theory of General Relativity. St Peter tells him, ""Congratulations! Welcome to heaven."" Lastly comes George W. Bush. St Peter tells him, ""Listen George, Michaelangelo and Albert Einstein were both able to prove that they were who they said they were. What can you do to prove that you are actually who you say you are?"" George goes, ""Who are Michaelangelo and Albert Einstein?"" St Peter sighs and says, ""Come on in George.""