Three chinese men named Hu, Fu and Chu come to the USA to live the American Dream Chu calls himself Chuck and opens a dry cleaning business. Hu calls himself Huck and opens a dollar store. Just Fu goes back to China disappointedly.

There once was a family of 5 from China. Their names were Hu, Fu, Bu, Su and Chu. They wanted to move to the USA so they had to americanize their names. Hu became Huck, Bu became Buck, and Chu became Chuck. Fu and Su stayed in China.

UN Survey Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:- ""Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"" The survey was a huge failure because of the following: 1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what ""honest"" meant. 2. In Western Europe they didn't know what ""shortage"" meant. 3. In Africa they didn't know what ""food"" meant. 4. In China they didn't know what ""opinion"" meant. 5. In the M…

Last month, the UN conducted a worldwide survey. The only question asked was: ""*Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?*"" The survey was a HUGE failure. * In Africa, they didn't know what ""food"" meant. * In Eastern Europe, they didn't know what ""honest"" meant. * In Western Europe, they didn't know what ""shortage"" meant. * In China, they didn't know what ""opinion"" meant. * In the Middle East, they didn't know what ""soluti…