Dave is constantly bragging to everyone at work that he knows everyone in the world. Eventually, his boss has had enough of his shit, and tells Dave to prove it. So, Dave says ""sure, name someone, and I'll prove to you that I know them."" After a minute of thinking, the boss suggests Tom Cruise, and so off they go to see him. Once they arrive at Cruise's house, Dave knocks on the door, and is immediately buzzed in. Tom Cruise comes running down the stairs and says ""Dave old buddy, good to see you! How've you been?"" The three of them spend the morning talking and laughing over a cup of coffee. When it's time to go, Dave's boss is grudgingly impressed, but knowing Tom Cruise doesn't mean he knows everyone in the world. Dave tells him to pick another person. The boss says, ""How about you introduce me to Kim Jong Un, since you know everyone?"", and Dave agrees. After a while, the two find themselves at the front gates of Kim's estate. Before Dave even has the chance to ring the bell, Kim Jong Un himself comes rushing out to meet them. ""Dave! I was hoping you'd come visit me again soon! I hope you're doing well!"" Dave and his boss are invited inside, and they spend the evening laughing and talking over margaritas. As the two are leaving, the boss turns to Dave and says ""well, I won't deny that I'm impressed you know the leader of North Korea, but I'm still not completely convinced. If you can prove to me that you know the Pope, then I'll believe you one hundred percent."" And so, the two travel to the Vatican to meet the pope. When they arrive in St Peter's square, the Pope is out on his balcony, but unfortunately, it's full-on tourist season, and the square is packed to bursting with people. Dave tells his boss ""There's no way the Pope will be able to see me from down here, so if you wait here, I'll go up and meet him on his balcony in front of everyone"", and the boss agrees. In a minute or two, Dave emerges from the Pope's balcony alongside the Pope. However, when he looks down at the crowd, Dave sees that an ambulance has careened into the square and the paramedics have started treating someone that looks like his boss. So, Dave runs down into the square, and makes his way over to the ambulance. When he arrives, he finds out that his boss passed out, and will recover. Dave kneels down next to the stretcher and asks his boss why he passed out. His boss opens his eyes, turns to look at him and says ""When you walked out onto the balcony with the Pope, the guy next to me turned and asked 'hey, who's that guy up there with Dave?'""