So a guy walks into bar and reaches into his pocket... From his pocket, he produces a very small grand piano. A moment later, he produces a 1ft tall man from his other pocket and places him down next to the piano. The little man immediately sits down and begins to play the piano, and remarkably well at that. The bar patrons are amazed and one of them approaches the man. ""That's amazing!"" he says. ""Where did you get that little guy?"" ""Oh, I got him from this magic lamp."" says the first man, holding up an old oil lamp. ""Just give it a rub, but it doesn't work quite the way you expect."" The other guy doesn't listen, grabs the lamp, rubs it and waits. Then a duck walks into the bar. And then another duck. And another one, until the whole bar is filled with ducks. ""Hey!"" Yells the patron. ""I wished for a million bucks, not a millions ducks!"" ""I know how you feel man."" Says the first guy. ""Do you honestly think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?""